It has been snowing since two days ago -- really snowing and there's snow eveywhere! I can roll in it and stick my nose in it and toss it and have fun! My dog-friend Lennon next door and I play together, he's on one side of my fence and I'm on the other, but we see each other and race back and forth! Mom says he's a Sibern Husky. He's actually rather slim; I'm not sure I'd call him husky. But whatever.
But before the snow, there was CHICKEN (and not just Milos!). Mom was hungry and went to the store, and she came back and brought in some bags that didn't smell all that great, but then she came in with a bag and I smelled CHICKEN! It smelled cooked and warmed and OH SO YUMMY!!! I couldn't stand it! I jumped on Mom's arm and grabbed it out of her hand, and took it to my den and pulled the chicken out, and by the time she got to my den I already had the plastic off! OOOH that chicken was good! Mom reached for it and I growled. I growled at mom. I'm shamed. Mom said "KIMI!" real loud, and I let her have the chicken back. I'm a good dog, but it was just too much to bear.
She didn't want to eat it, she even said so, with my slobber on it. (Well, I slobber on her face; she doesn't throw THAT away...) But she cut some off with her sharp knife and gave it to me. So I got some chicken. I don't know if she ated the rest or if she threw it away. It would be really sad if she threw it because I would have eaten it all up. [I was worried about the bones cracking and hurting her insides. And I wanted that chicken for myself! Growl at me, will you?! Mom. Hungry.] But it's all gone now, and all I get is more Milo chewy things. they're chicken too. But not as good as warm cooked chicken. If I could I would cry. I very very sad 'bout that chicken. At least I got a little.
But there's SNOW!!! And we haven't had snow all winters and I don't member that ever happen afore. Mom says she doesn't either and she's waaay older than me! So enjoy your weather, dog and hooman friends, and humans, don't forget to give your doggies CHICKEN. And walks. Lots of walks. And snow. And. Oh, Mom says I have to stop now. Bye!!!
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Mom and My Food
OK, I know I talk about food and treats a lot, but that's because hey, I'm a dog, and food and treats are important to me. Besides sleeping and walking and chewing on my bones (Mom put them all in my den an I reeelly has LOTS of bones!), the only fun things(besides licking people, especially people who don't want to be licked!) is FOOD. Both in my dish and treats.
Now my friends and Mom know that my favorite treats are my peanuts [a shaped treat with peanut butter in them somewhere.Mom.], but my new favorite is My Low. Or maybe MILO? I don't know. But it's a little dry and it tastes like CHICKEN!! oooooh its gooood. I could eat a whole pack, really I could, all by myself (but I don't share much; Mom does, though). But then Mom said she read the Fine Print (if it's fine it must be goodd,right?) but she said the MILO comes from China. She says this is bad because chickens get sick in China. She said a lot about that, and she was mad. but she still buys it cuz she loves me.
Mom used to give me just one food that came in a green bag [Nutro Sensitive Stomach, if you care] and it was a good food. Then one day she came back from the Dog Food and Treat store with two bags; the green one and a blue one. (yes, despite what people say, we CAN see colors!) The blue one has intersting picturs on it. There are things that look like dogs but mom says they are woofs (which sounds like a dog?)[I said WOLVES, not woofs.Mom] and there are these other two animals I've never seen in person. Mom said one was a deeeeer and one was a boffle. Buffle? [buffalo; technically a bison, if you're going to get snotty about it. That means YOU, Meg] Mom says that woofs hunt deers and boffles and eat them. She says she read FINE PRINT and that deeer meat and boffle meat are first.
Since a long time ago Mom said I was closer to a woof than any other kind of dogs (something about Dina?)[DNA.Mom] I was pretty sure I'd like those meats too. They come in little crunchy pieces like my green-bag food, but they're really goo. So good that I don't want my green bag food anymore. I tried to show this to Mom. I took a piece of the green-bag-food and brought it out to her, opened my mouf so she could see it, then I dropped it on the floor. THEN I went to my bowl and picked a piece of the Woof food, and brought it to her, opend my mouf again, and ate it all up, right in frotn of her. If she can't figure that out, she's not as smart as she things. I thought it was pretty clear.
I still get the green food mixed with the woof food, though. But when I eat it, I take one green food bite from my bowl and take it into the room where my table-den is, just outside the kitchen, and drop the bite right there. Then I eat up my bowl of food. Then I go to Mom and show her that I liked my dinner [she belches.Mom.], and tell her that I need what she calls Doggie Dessert. I likes those -- they are my treats! Dessert is a really good idea. (sometimes she forgets but I remind her. I paw her, wooooo at her, and go to the kitchen. She figures it out, eventually.}
So human friends, give your dogs woof food [Taste of the Wild. Mom.] and make sure to give them doggie dessert. Dog friends, make sure that your Mom gives you good food and dog dessert and treats!!
That's all for now. Until next time!
Kimiko. The Akita. The most beyoootiful one in the world, Mom says. but then, She loves me a lot. And I love her too, even if I don't get just the woof food.
Now my friends and Mom know that my favorite treats are my peanuts [a shaped treat with peanut butter in them somewhere.Mom.], but my new favorite is My Low. Or maybe MILO? I don't know. But it's a little dry and it tastes like CHICKEN!! oooooh its gooood. I could eat a whole pack, really I could, all by myself (but I don't share much; Mom does, though). But then Mom said she read the Fine Print (if it's fine it must be goodd,right?) but she said the MILO comes from China. She says this is bad because chickens get sick in China. She said a lot about that, and she was mad. but she still buys it cuz she loves me.
Mom used to give me just one food that came in a green bag [Nutro Sensitive Stomach, if you care] and it was a good food. Then one day she came back from the Dog Food and Treat store with two bags; the green one and a blue one. (yes, despite what people say, we CAN see colors!) The blue one has intersting picturs on it. There are things that look like dogs but mom says they are woofs (which sounds like a dog?)[I said WOLVES, not woofs.Mom] and there are these other two animals I've never seen in person. Mom said one was a deeeeer and one was a boffle. Buffle? [buffalo; technically a bison, if you're going to get snotty about it. That means YOU, Meg] Mom says that woofs hunt deers and boffles and eat them. She says she read FINE PRINT and that deeer meat and boffle meat are first.
Since a long time ago Mom said I was closer to a woof than any other kind of dogs (something about Dina?)[DNA.Mom] I was pretty sure I'd like those meats too. They come in little crunchy pieces like my green-bag food, but they're really goo. So good that I don't want my green bag food anymore. I tried to show this to Mom. I took a piece of the green-bag-food and brought it out to her, opened my mouf so she could see it, then I dropped it on the floor. THEN I went to my bowl and picked a piece of the Woof food, and brought it to her, opend my mouf again, and ate it all up, right in frotn of her. If she can't figure that out, she's not as smart as she things. I thought it was pretty clear.
I still get the green food mixed with the woof food, though. But when I eat it, I take one green food bite from my bowl and take it into the room where my table-den is, just outside the kitchen, and drop the bite right there. Then I eat up my bowl of food. Then I go to Mom and show her that I liked my dinner [she belches.Mom.], and tell her that I need what she calls Doggie Dessert. I likes those -- they are my treats! Dessert is a really good idea. (sometimes she forgets but I remind her. I paw her, wooooo at her, and go to the kitchen. She figures it out, eventually.}
So human friends, give your dogs woof food [Taste of the Wild. Mom.] and make sure to give them doggie dessert. Dog friends, make sure that your Mom gives you good food and dog dessert and treats!!
That's all for now. Until next time!
Kimiko. The Akita. The most beyoootiful one in the world, Mom says. but then, She loves me a lot. And I love her too, even if I don't get just the woof food.
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